10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.