10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"