10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson