10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.