10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels