10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"