10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury