10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.