10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.