10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is for loners.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth