10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.