10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is for loners.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim