10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave