10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "No river, no fish."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Fold and live to fold again