10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Fold and live to fold again
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!