10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.