10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com