10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear