10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT