10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek