10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom