10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.