10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "No river, no fish."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier