10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe