10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts