10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha