10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"