10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim