10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "No river, no fish."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow