10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is for loners.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "No river, no fish."