10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)