10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier