10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.