10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "No river, no fish."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.