10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.