10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• It's Free To Fold...