10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.