10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion