10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it