10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.