10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.