10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.