10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth