10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Welcome to kicker school
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo