10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.