10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.