10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.