10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• im going to 2 out you to death