10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword