10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain